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Hello, and welcome to my first website. My name is Dylan Tucker, AKA James Clifford. I am 14 years old. I live in beautiful Santa Cruz California! For fun I enjoy skiing, bike riding, playing raquetball, and

building different projects. Right now we are building an RC car. I will continue to post information in the future. If you want to talk on a funny forum go here.

Thanks for visiting! Check back in the next couple of days to play games!


Some of the following pitures may not be suitable for young children. I am not encouraging drug use or sex i just find the pictures funny.

Here are some pictures i like:

Here are my favorite shows, the simpsons and south park:

And here are my pictures for condoms: (remember kids: always wear a condom)

Here are some funny clips (they may be unsuitable for younger audiences)



Race car crash

Car crash


Check out my friends website

Funny glossary

Glossary of Hick Computer Terms

LOG ON: Making a wood stove more hotter.

LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the woodstove.

DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk

MEGAHERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin the farwood

FLOPPY DISK: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood

RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood

HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time

PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time

WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside

SCREEN: Whut to shut when it's blak fly season

BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do

CHIP: Munchies fer the TV

MICROCHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag

MODEM: Whacha did to the hay fields

DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife

LAPTOP: Whar the kitty sleeps

KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang truck keys

SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs

MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn

MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole

MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn ruf

PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine

ENTER: Northerner talk fer, C'Mon in y'all

RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle

Funny quotes from our president. (I am not making fun of people with speach impediments, i am just showing this country what our president says.)

Top 10 funny Bush quotes:

10) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." —LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

9) "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." —Greater Nashua, N.H., Jan. 27, 2000

8) "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here." —Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

7) "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport." —Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

6) "You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' —George W. Bush, Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001

5) "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right." —Rome, July 22, 2001

4) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

3) "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." —Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000

2) "They misunderestimated me." —Bentonville, Ark., Nov. 6, 2000

1) "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" —Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000

Legal note (as instucted by my lawer)

Some images on this site have been copied from other websites. This images may be copy righted. I do not know where the images came from. I apoligize to those websites for not giving them credit. Please do not sue me. I was just trying to combine all the funny images i've found over the years and put them in one place for all people to see. Thanks for your understanding.


I did not mean for this site to be offensive, I made it in the intent of humor. Anyone who is offended by this site please feel free to get a life.

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